Kym Kemp, in her blog, Redheaded Blackbelt, notes the following post on Humboldt Craigslist in “Farm And Garden” (note that the titles below are links, but I’m having some glitch that is not coloring them green as usual):
Get a Job Manicuring Weed–215 Trim Chicks Needed
Need valid card holders to work. 200 a p. Send pic and number for response. U may be searched upon entering and leaving site. Again I have to be able to verify ur script to work on medicine.
The following two posts are also up at present, neither inspiring much in the way of confidence. If you’re bored, digging around the Farm And Garden section often turns up these sorts of gems, along with the more predictable ads for grow lights, fans and filters. All I can say is, dude, what are you smoking?
215 SHARECROP WE GROW4U (AT THE SPOT)
K YOU GOT YOUR LIC. TO SMOKE NOW ITS ALSO THE SAME EXACT ONE TO GROW Y PAY 350 400 AN OZ FOR THE BEST IN THE CLUB CALL A SHARECROP AND APOINT A LIC. PRO TO GROW 4 U CHOOSE YOUR HYDRO 3 MONTH HARVEST WHITH YOUR EATIBLES OPTOIN GET 89 PLANTS GROWN 4 U NOW WE HAVE MADE IT SIMPLE THIS IS THE 3RD 215 LEGAL GROW HOUSE IN THE STATE OF CALIFORINA TO GROW 4 INDVISUALS I USE TO GET MY GROWERS HOOKED UP WHITH CLUBS NOW ALL THE GROWERS INVESTED IN THERE LINE OF WORK TO GROW 4 THE 215 CARD HOLDER THE BEST I WILL HELP U GET ALL PAPERS FILLED OUT GET U THE STRANS U WANT AND THERE IT IS A HARVEST EVERY 3 MONTHS 4 U TO WALLOW IN YOUR FRUITS BUT HURRY ITS A BIG GROW HOUSE BUT SPACE IS LIMITED FIRST COME FIRST SERVE 300 SPOTS IN ALL 4 A HYDRO GROWER WE HAVE 3 GROWERS TAKING 150 CLIENTS 4 OUR JANUARY 2011 PLANTING OF THE HURBS 215 CROPS IT WILL BE HARVESTED IN OCTOBER 2011 AND ANY GROWERS LET ME KNOW IF U GOT ANY ROOM 4 215 GROWING WHEREEVER AND WE CAN POSIBLY FIND CLIENTS 4 UR GROWING SO HURRY 5K EVERY 3 MONTHS GETS UR PLANTS GROWN 4 U
Cannabis marijuana clone’s (paso robles)
For now I have 2 different kind’s og Kush and jack Herrera clone’s there will be more verity in the near future. The clones are $10 each but there are price breaks at 10, 25, 50, ext…. All you have to do is call or email me and place an order for how many you want to buy. I will let you know when I can have you order ready cash on delivery. When you order is ready you have a couple options you can meet me or I can deliver. If you want them delivered you just have to pay for gas also I won’t go very far if you only want one you have to come to me. I have 215 card but let’s talk anyway it’s up to you. All clone’s have root’s when you get them.
For more information: ask for Kevin. Looking to hear from you soon.
Phone (805) 406-xxxx
Or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
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If anyone finds any other fun ads to share, post them here or email the link and text to me and I’ll post them.